Cabe-me a mim, com enorme pesar, divulgar uma recente conversa entre tres membros de os PorTugas, onde Quintela e Pires buscavam auxilio junto do seu Manager R. Pinto... Tal auxilio mostrou-se indisponivel de imediato e de forma rude e animal!
Porque estaria Ricardo Pinto tao indiponivel naquele momento?... Alem da tristeza visivel nas caras de Quintela e Pires, fica outro rumor sobre este a que chamam de Manager, mas que de Humano mostra ter pouco!
Porque R. Pinto? Tinha que ser assim?
(De seguida seguem-se as provas desta conversa...)
Apos os rumores e noticias vindas a publico relativas a vida pessoal e carreira do atleta Ricardo Jorge Maia Ferreira Simoes Pinto, o seu agente, Josh In da House, teceu na madrugada passada, os seguinte comentarios a agencia Reuters:
"In fact, Ricardo's life and career have been a melting pot of experiences, emotions, success and failure. Lets see: at the age of 2 he was speaking 4 languages: Portuguese, Portunhol, Tenderloin dialect and Vodka/Whisky slang from Fillmore. When he was 10 he was already the second best from his class (if you start from the end)and he already had 10 facebook friends (even though Facebook was still to be created). Not everything was great in his life (he had already been rejected by 1371 girls and his baby face was almost gone). Although his volleyball career was at its top (25 perfect receptions per game, 21 successful points per set) and he was considered the best newcomer. At 14 he had already won 10 MVP awards at the Victoria's Secret All Star Tournament. He was at the top of his game. That was when everything started going bad. Unable to deal with such pressure, fame and success he started drinking 10 bottles of Pisang Ambon and 7 Bacardi Freeze per day, 24/7 party mode was on and girls always by his side, exploring him because of his looks, fame and money. That was the bottom line for Ricardo. At least that was what they said!!!!
Ricardo is back and after an 11 years hiatus is better than ever. He is committed to take Portugas Pink Volley Team to a whole new level of fame and success. It wont be easy as there are a lot of temptations (Castro nightlife, 2$ happy hours, Fred's pink golden g-string and specially Vanessa and Mica....)
With some help from his colleagues he will do it, so guys... Ricardo is counting on you... The success of the team depends on it!!!"
Visivelmente orgulhoso pela recuperacao do seu agenciado, Josh In da House, prometeu a cada um dos atletas da equipa, um set the dildos vindos directamente do Senegal e Costa do Marfim, em caso de apoio ao atleta.
Good Luck Pinkies!!!
Subscrever:
Mensagens (Atom)